On the Twelfth Day of Christmas my true love gave to me:
12 Tea Partiers
11 Occupiers
10 Reps. Pipin'
9 scandals a leakin’
8 Dems a prancin’
7 staff as lemmings
6 donors syawin’
5 wives for Mitt
4 Vodkas served
3 years for Ard in the pen
2 bloggers love
And a failed Guv named Haley
